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The first syllables of 'photograph' and 'phoney' are 'pho'netically identical. The largest of these tiny doppelgangers are just 4"; tall while Magaloof Taylor comes in at a whopping great 6'1";. Plus they don't move. Draw your own conclusions.

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*Close window*		Part man. Part myth. All meat. All the time. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting a living legend..

Magaloof Taylor - 'Maggie', 'He who wears the Gothic shawl' - Piano, vocals, Bass, clarinet, drums, scores and notation. Primary characteristics: Aloof, Gothic Marital status: married to Capability Brown Born: 1980, Glasgow Grew up: Hamilton, Scotland Height: 6' 1" Favorite colour: black Preferred beverage:'Pulse!' brand white cider Solo project; 'Taylor made' - songs sung by Magaloof, written by Magaloof's favorite artistes against their volition to Magaloofs specifications. Features the song 'Taylor Maid' written by Bob Dylan about the woman who cleans Magaloofs toilet.

*Close window*		Propelled from cannons at speed, half his forebears died performing their act, not so the human bullet - “T-Bone The Magnificent”!

T-Bone The Magnificent - ‘Booker T’, ‘Ted Bradley’ - guitarism, bass, piano In his own words: “I risk, I never miss!”. Born: Kettering. "There’s nothing in it". Grew up: Yorkshire Height: 6' Speed: "Many G's" Preferred beverage: Nobleman Fortified Wine c/o Lidl Solo Project: ‘Bone Jovi – T-Bone’s existential marrow™ finds an unlikely home in the Jon Bon’s rock ‘n’ roll bone orchard. Features the soon-to-be hits “I’ll Be (over) There For You” and “I’d Die For You (were it not for the net)”.

*Close window*		Ook! Ook! All the way from darkest North Uist, it's Lapsus Linguae's adorable wig wearing, tub thumping, monkey drummer!

Raga Wu - 'Rags', 'Ragatha Christie', 'Yabba Raga Wu', 'Monkey Slave' - tub thumping, monkey sampler noise, pianoroll, webshite. In his own words:"Time, no raga wu know. Then Lapsus Linguae come, take raga wu to strange faraway land where time is. Raga Wu miss family. When raga wu go home?" Height: 6' 2" Favorite colour: n/a (black and white vision) Fears: fire Preferred beverage: 'Pulse!' brand white cider, otherwise content to drink from dirty puddles. Solo project: 'the raga wu do what you don't dare do people' - raga wu and his collective gets back to their roots with this collection of tribal rap favorites

*Close window*		Lapsus Linguaes founding father (or is that mother!?!), this unique individual holds the key to untold mysteries - like how do you urinate without genitals or a euretha?!? You wont miss this Miss… …or should I say Mr!?!?!

Penelope Collegefriend - 'Penny' - Piano, vocals, guitar, bass, synthesizer, sampler, programming, graphics, lyrics. In his (her?) own words:"imagine my surprise! A viscous, piquant fluid from my own body…but from where?" Born: 1978, Edinburgh Grew up: Newtonmore, Invernesshire Sex: none Height: 5'11"(without heels) Weight: "not telling" Preferred beverage:'Pulse!' brand white cider Solo project; 'A Penny for your Thoughts' - a collection of pensive melodies for the penny whistle