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Spindle of Puberty
"Alligators sometimes eat their young
Like the Chinese in the time of Mao Zedong
Insects, primates including chimpanzees
cannibalize their young; so why don't we?
Reptiles are piss-poor so they don't need heirs.
(Plus nurture's a grand way to launder genetic self-care.)
Imagine - expecting a guinea per kilo, just for the marrow;
men as fond their pregnant wives as the sow ere it's farrow!"
"Due mastication will annul the taste of crime.
Break their crowns and boil their lungs and livers in brine.
Our souls' departure point's intercourse, not in death -
best cull the kin of doubtful reproductive fitness.
Hunger took precedence over procreation
as this father's means to achieve self-preservation.
You'll find my method is cheap and effectual.
It renders the burdensome publicly beneficial."
Planets retrace their course back to the victims birth.
Iron rings round mum's heart could not have stopped it from bursting with joy.
Demented with grief, the defendant named his kin;-
"Called Jeffery, John, people scratch their heads, they wonder what they're for.
.call them both 'Mayor' and Pow! - they'll run twin cities!
And she, I'll name Persephone."
Fate spits your expectations in your face half chewed.
Paltry cranial circumference portents the disappointment which ensued.
Vacant and listless, rotten teeth protrude from their maws;
socially insufferable, the boys are told "You're not worth a straw!"
But even the sun, with novelty jaded rays,
filled with wonder, shining on Persephone's face.
Devouring his daughter with his eyes,
Afraid she'd be stolen in the night -
kept on a velvet pillow by daddy's feet.
Strange sounds kept him far from sleep.
Her flow approached, galloping in his mind,
his vim dragged in the dirt track behind!
Disgusted and lusted by their faces,
Dad puts'em out of mind in servants' places.
Appetites surrogate in milkless nipples stead -
something nasty, fattening in the woodshed.
the horrified defendant finds kith and strangers' glutted bodies entwined
like heliocentric strands!
Ditched in a clearing on the pretext of a picnic,
the kids searched for their home scared to death.
Briars tore their arms and legs, and they sobbed relentlessly.
When the village people asked their father where they were
he said "The gypsies kidnapped them for food."
(Had they known the truth they'd be appalled!)
"How could you leave them in the darkness with the predators in the woods?"
The kids were about to pass out from hunger. Along came Brer Woodcutter.
"Stones would be moved to tears if they heard you! Whatever is the matter?"
They told him and he replied "Though intervention is a vice,
I have a soft spot for little girls and boys.
I'll lend you umbilical familiars through whom
to nourish your self esteem as though in a womb.
Behold! The secret my mother the witch on her deathbed gave me;
prick your fingers upon it - the spindle of puberty!"
Yow!
Their skins turned oily and broke out in pimples and swellings and strange hairy patches!
They grew both tall and foul tempered - growling, pained utt'rances undulated violently!
Their transmogrification shocked even the wood cutting hierophant;
the boys became incestuous warlords, commanding a faction of carnivorous elephants!
Sister shed ineffectual promiscuity as an unctuous, translucent skin;
this rotten husk spewed forth a horde of locusts to do her bidding!
With sibling solidarity retribution came to call for Pops;
carnivorous elephants gobbled his livestock, a horde of locusts ate up his crops!
Robbed by his offspring again and again, 'till he'd spent the last speck of gold to his name;
subsisting on crab shells and bovine placenta, it seemed the only viable option was.
.surrender.
I love you, I'm sorry for all them wrong things I done -
I've been a bitter man since the death of your mum."
Touched, they came at once - just as their father planned!
Ribs protruding and rolling pin in his hand,
teeth chiselled into carnivorous bite,
he gobbled them up in unholy communion rite!
In court the cannibal spoke in his own defence -
"Give up ambrosia to worms, flames, and putrescence?
Ingest the command usurped from thee,
generals in your own gerontocracies!"
The jury found this hard to swallow;
"To the gallows!"
He couldn't believe his ears,
he bristled with indignation.
"I'm a paradigm of clemency a preserver of the nation!
Brush aside liberal dinner prattle,
rip up this courtroom's foundations;
there you'll find human bones snapped and sucked
bolster the buildings of every civilization!"
Platypus
Presenting the duck billed platypus -
a living fossil and philanthropist.
This curiosity's anatomy
egged heretical schisms amongst taxidermists and paleontologists.
Legend ascribes it's attributes to a history of miscegenation.
Each cliché -quacked reinvention received with both resentment and standing ovation.
Retaining some features of reptiles,
though it's teeth fell out as a juvenile,
don't tempt fate - don't misunderestimate -
the restraint with which it swims the pond is cunning crocodile-smile!
It carries itself on its knuckles through cold-blooded changes of four-chambered heart,
the merciless god of anything that stirs in it's back yard.
Half eagle, half beaver, everyone's got parrot fever.
Observe their spoor -
the mini-monotremes' monocultural stream of steaming manure.
Sucked from the bottom of the food chain
to the land where the taps run champagne,
manifest destiny hallowed out this nest for thee.
Helped by platyral, can-do thinking,
grew like the toe nails on Sitting Bull's cadaver.
'Midst a lining of edible grasses, beloved freedom's mucus liberally coated,
lay soft white eggs. They stick together when pressed to mama's belly,
or otherwise emoted.
A litter of bill-board hedonists
chirp - "Another buck in the till! Joy! Rapture! Bliss!"
They bust their way through with an egg tooth,
noisily insistent on their rights to the world as paragons and tourists.
Swaddled in flags they whimper - "Oh my! Lions and tigers and bears!"
"Over my dead buddy!" - Mom's consolatory simper.
Still, they cling forlornly to her belly hairs.
Milk oozes from glands through two pores
half way along her underside soaking her fur,
filling the rumbling bellies of incomplete fulfillment;
super sized cups greedily lapped up.
Sifting the mud with eyes and ears shut,
on the hunt the platypus pokes it's bill in stirring up the sediment,
retrospectively chlorinating the murky depths with populist sentiment.
Myopically navigating blasphemous scientific currents -
receptors in it's beak respond to streams of electrical impulse;
it locates invertebrates and pounces in a world wide webbed feat,
pinpoints worms and shrimps as if endowed with fibre-optic whiskers.
Indefinitely stored in covert cheek pouches beyond the bill of rights,
instincts for identity filleted by rough pads
grinding the indigenous meat and forming irresistible patties
deriving half of their calories from fat;
half their fallacies from fact.
Grudgingly sharing a small body of water,
Platypus is a cussed, heroic outsider.
Bank-side neighbours indignantly croak and ribbett.
But whenever the eco'-system finds itself in imminent danger,
whenever circumstance makes desperados of frogs and toads,
"Crazy Bill" gets bust out of joint and
moseys on down like a duck billed cowboy!
Fur bristling like a Mexican moustache,
eyes glazed like a dying bison,
mobilizing the lard in his tail,
"He so good he bad, he one ugly duckling, senor!"
Saloon doors burst open at high noon,
startling the whores, but the dastardly raccoons are
psyched into retreat by the sight of spurs on Platypus' hind feet!
Delivered with a swift kick, poisonous rhetoric makes grown men sick.
But Platypus do what he gotta do -
show-downs followed by hoe-downs, every month of the Yeeha!
"Hi ho!
Slither!
Away!"
Hey jesus it's saturday nite
(KNOCKING)
MEDICAL STUDENT 1;
Is he in?
MEDICAL STUDENT 2;
Must be sleeping on his precious books again
MEDICAL STUDENT 1;
Then on to party without his holiness in tow?
MEDICAL STUDENT 2;
Have faith
he shall not sleep
In the twinkling of an eye
as in Adam all may die
in him all shall be revived -
(KNOCKING)
Jesu?
CARPENTERS APPRENTICE;
Y-yes?
MEDICAL STUDENT 2;
Woulds't thou care to bounce to the city's beat?
CARPENTERS APPRENTICE;
But my studies lie incomplete!
MEDICAL STUDENT 2;
Come off it, Jay - it's Saturday nite!
Fatigue shall roll aside;
Ecstatic abandon - rise!
HEAVENLY HOST;
God plans, man laughs.
Only on secular highway doth the moral cruise control finally engageth.
As the ideology engine catches the lifestyle transmission,
No austere hearse rolleth toward the kingdom of heaven;
a fecund pink party wagon reverseth, tires squealing, toward profane ecstasy
with unprecedented low pedestrian death toll!
The joy of sect all but lost
The heavenly host casts open the pearly gates proclaiming -
"Stayin' Alive is best hymn ever!"
Once this young man looked for someone to pity him,
but there was no man nor any to comfort him.
Mortal yoke transfigured him -
a receptacle of doubt on rare nites out.
.hark! The herald DJ proclaims.
"The Holy Trinity Project -
the search for a dancer so explosive he may crack the surface of the dance floor!"
Divinely possessed,
pointing inward toward nimbus - lit phizog,
twirling index fingers meaning to say
'So crazy!
And I, the licked - clean plateau of party,
am like continually born of our lord to die anyway.
It would mar the Almighty's perfection to contemplate anything but that which is perfect
-which is himself.
We too must focus to the point of exclusion
on the inarticulacy called the dark nite of the soul!'
Tonite his devotion
is to the rezerection,
and he will taste corruption!
The ministry of sound awaits!
NARRATOR;
Vetting procedures abandoned, peter sent packing
Nimrod the redeemer enters with legal deeds in good deeds stead -
mandates to move nitelife to disused churches in pursuit of heaven on earth;
and delivereth John Travolta to resurrect careers
and career resurrections in TV religathons.
Adopting the sign of the cross as holograph
graven with his finger beneath ten clauses on two stone tables.
.and there was much rejoicing!
We're in Liverpool
It's uncontrollable
In the mardi gras end of town
There's something going down
The beat pumps fervent acolytes
around the body of the churchv
Rosary beads and communion bread
backhanded in the transepts
MEDICAL STUDENT 2;
Why the lo-ong face
The mind is its own place. etc, etc.
All work and no play
makes heaven's son no fun.
Forget about Sunday
Leave the four corners of the earth in the vestry.
Moonwalk the perfection of the circular disc.
Abandon yourself to the seamless mix.
Jesus loves me?
Jesus needs to gyrate
if he wants me to reciprocate.
Every time my ass gets up to dance yours stays sat.
You may be the imaginary friend
to the emotionally disenfranchised.
You can walk on water, turn fish into sticks.
But can you boogie?
Can you do the splits?
CARPENTERS APPRENTICE;
No way - I'm too drunk to find my dick to piss.
.I'll ask my dad where it is;
apprehending eternity in one panoptic attack,
he knows which biscuits will burn before they enter the oven
and damns us accordingly.
MEDICAL STUDENT 2;
"Surely creation is inscrutable, whimsical or accidental,
falling asleep at best - we scuttle unseen like lice.
Immanuel would not have been so tasteless to be born of flesh.
A night at the operating theatre reduces him to an unnecessary hypothesis.
The sensible was the creation of an inferior god;
in sooth the serpent's prescription blasted a cataract from human perception.
Medicine transplants saints for surgeons.
.I digress.
this is the time of your afterlife!
Don't turn your back on the way, the light!
He once housed by heavens certainty's due euphoric indecisiveness!
Blowing chunks in the urinal
Mine's.... unremarkable;
yours is a fit inducing tumult of texture!
For thine is the disco floor,
for ever, and ever!
Amen!
NARRATOR;
When old pappy shows to beam him home
he's dressed like such a dag
spontaneous generation seems plausible.
PAPPY;
"Hey Jesus, have you been snaffling unholy libations again?"
CARPENTERS APPRENTICE;
"..no."
NARRATOR;
.and yea, there followed an uncomfortable silence.
PAPPY;
"Jesus?"
CARPENTERS APPRENTICE;
"What?"
PAPPY;
"I love you."
CARPENTERS APPRENTICE;
"Sure. how come you forsook me as the wops nailed my hands to that cross?"
PAPPY;
"Don't think me grudging or hapless as the author of misery.
The wicked's inequity grants our flock the widest possible margin for good.
Forgive your trespassers;
be their salvation
or else leave creation a little bit better.
Try to succeed where I could not"
CARPENTERS APPRENTICE;
"What if I fail?"
PAPPY;
"Travel hopefully - arrival breeds disillusionment or worse"
THE END
Sheer
Animal Majik
Who would have guessed it?
....So beautiful.
Like raindrops in the spring
Passed around like a joint
Opened up like a clam
with a face for nothing but smiling
*
Concubines with an exigence
For things of no real consequence
Merry families wandering threadbare carpets between attractions
Remove segments from rubiks cubes
Three dimensional swastikas
Chase cold into spots so intense it burns
Exersise
Your constitutional right - to raise barriers
Find time between homosides to have great hair
*(repeat)
Are you ready to submit to the challenge of nurturing?
Do this now and set about letting people know what this
is.
Then enjoy receiving it.
Remember you deserve it.
Noone else is fortunate enough to be you.
Appreciate that.
Are
We Really Dancing?
Commerce and coitus confuse me,
constant ambiguous urgency
Filling the valley with no depth,
thick in the air though it has no smell
Not discontented exactly....
Let's lose ourselves in a drugs cocoon!
Aye man!
The key is in understanding we live in times of abundance
Stand back and let the sun shine through - there is enough
for everyone.
Ready for christmas in August,
waiters and candlesticks or just cheap foreign porno flicks.
There is nothing like angry young men shouting;-
"Are we really dancing?"
Find out what she wants to know
Cynically tell her so
Do it with a doe eyed expression
Have some weetabix Build a crucifix
Sometimes I climb into blind mens bedrooms
Move all the furniture around
Just for fun
Just so you know the intention,
this is not glib cynicism
or an attempt to be clever.
Self esteem crushing transmissions.
Robbing you of your ambitions
We come as retrobates to reduce thresholds of tolerance
Expedient value systems.
Your search for meaning confounded.
It's like the colour of you lips curled round your feet
as a pet cat.
Making a sound you remember only in moments of silence.
Feeding on tacit endorsement, Grinning to bear it confirms
it.
Are we really dancing?